You all  know how  much I love sitting on my boss’ chair.

This is where my real table is:

But I don’t like sitting there because of the many distractions I get. I have long abandoned that post and would everyday lurk around the office ’till Sir Mike leaves for his meetings then I’d ambush his space.

One day, upon seeing me arrive in the office, sir Mike suddenly stood up.

SIR MIKE: I respect you so much that when I see you coming I stand up to leave so you can sit on my chair.

VIOLET: How thoughtful of you. Thank you, sir.

Haha.

I am the boss of the boss.