Some reactions from my favorite clients when I told them I was resigning:

Egyptian:

I’m sad really that you’re going. Really. I’m so sad.

Emirati:

But why? Now there’s no one to come here for.

And the winning lines (drumrolls)

New Zealand:

Take my card, call me anytime. (Pause) You’re really going?

After I meet the woman of my dreams (Teary eyes).

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Haha.

Oh, common people. I bet a few more months and you’ll forget I even existed. But thanks much for pestering me every time you visited the showroom.

You made my hated ‘sales’ life fun.