Sir Mike: My son’s wedding is end of the year.

Violet: Aren’t you excited, sir?

Sir Mike: No.

Violet: But why?

Sir Mike: Because now I have to settle the money…

Violet: But shouldn’t your son provide for that and not you?

Sir Mike: What to do? Children wants everything from you…

Jerome butts in.

Jerome: If I get married, sir, I will never let my parents pay for anything.

Sir Mike: If you get married, invite me.

Violet: I’ll invite you to my wedding, sir. I’ll make you a godfather – Godfather Michael George.

Sir Mike: No. I don’t want to go to your wedding, only Jerome.

Hahaha. Kelangan talaga maging kontrabida.