Who needs a ring when you got a story to tell.
CLIENT: Why won’t you have dinner with me?
ME: Sir, I’m working.
CLIENT: You always say that. What time do you close? I’ll wait.
ME: Sir, we’re not allowed to go out with clients.
CLIENT: It’s just dinner.
ME: Still…
CLIENT: I’ll wait.
ME: Sir, I really can’t.
CLIENT: Why?
ME: You want to know the real reason?
CLIENT: Yes?
ME: I’m already married, sir.
CLIENT: Really?
ME: Yes
CLIENT: Is he here? Where is he from?
ME: He’s Brazilian. He’s on vacation now.
CLIENT: Why marry so young?
ME: I’m not young. We got married early this year.
CLIENT: Is this guy better looking than me?
ME: (Laughs) Absolutely.
CLIENT: (Laughs) I don’t believe you.
ME: Why?
CLIENT: ‘Coz you don’t have a ring.
ME: It’s with him, had it adjusted ‘coz I gained weight and it doesn’t fit now.
CLIENT: Really?
ME: Want me to show you a picture of us?
CLIENT: Ok, show me.
His phone rings and he answers. Whew! What was I thinking?! Saved by the phone.
CLIENT: So you really won’t have dinner with me?
ME: I just told you.
CLIENT: Ok, then. See you next time.
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Now, where do I find a Brazilian husband?
VIOLETOLOGY 
naku! baka yung kapatid ni derek ramsey ang maipakita mo? eheheh!
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nyak! di mangyayari 🙂 matagal nang walang pektur sa kin yun 🙂
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show your picture with Derek Ramsey!!! I think he’ll pass as a Brazilian hehehehe!!!
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OONGA NOH!!! You’re so galing! I should always keep a photo of him. He could pass as Brazilian! Ang galing galing naman ni ate! Apir!
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At anong piktyur ang ipapakita mo kung di nag-ring ang phone nya?
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haha! Exactly, ate. I was expecting him to say no kasi. But when he said yes, panic mode agad puso ko. Saved by the ring talaga 🙂
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Aahhahahahhaahha! Talaga bang nagyari ito? Very witty! Sana nandun ako at nirerecord ko ang nangyayari sa inyong dalawa. Ahahhahahha! ^_^ Love it.
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toto yan no. gusto mo magpakita ako ng picture? Hahaha. Wish ko lang wag na syang bumalik. :)) mahirap magsinungaling ulit.
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Pahiram ko sa iyo Brazilian husband ko.
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aba, aba. aba. at nauna ka pang ngka brazilian husband…hmhhph.
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