Stolen in 24 Hours

How do you steal a girl’s heart in 24 hours?

Let me share you some ways.

Always have a back-up plan. Turn her possible disappointment to a fascinating adventure.

Do not ask what she needs. Do not pry on what she wants. Just do what you need to do and make it come true.

Plan a pre-Christmas surprise. Make sure it’s what she wants – a secret wish she never told anyone about.

In this particular case, drive her to the SPA and leave her to the hands of the experts. Tell them, ”do everything to her.”

Let her discover what the Moroccan Bath is all about.Β 

Get all those hairs out of her body.Β 

Make her feel pampered and spoiled.

Let her experience the delight of a facial.

Get her a new haircut…

and a new face. (Meet the new Geisha in town. Konbanwa. Sayonara.)

Give her 8 long hours of SPA indulgence, a total makeover from head to toe.

Then drive her home so she can greet her family ”Merry Christmas” through Skype. Say hi to her mom and the entire gang and say ”YES” when her mom asks you to take care of her.

Take her out for a simple drink and surrender to her every whim.

End the night with a quiet walk along the port and appreciate how she looked.

Stealing a girl’s heart may have easier ways but for a particular Violet who declares she is not a girl and believes she is a neuter, these are the ways to steal her heart.

Do not tell her she is a girl, make her FEEL like one.

A thousand thank yous would not be enough for what you did for me that day.

40 thoughts on “Stolen in 24 Hours

  1. madame butterfly is that u? hahaha! hopefully ur poor uprooted hairs won’t grow back thicker! tama ka jan ms. cherry… ung futscrub next year and the moisturizer the following year… installment ba kumbaga… hahaha!

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  2. why!! bakit ngayon ko lang eto nakita!! haha…pero bet ko ang effort ni mr youknowwho sa shirt na suot niya…oh my..i can almost see it…(lalala)

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  3. naku kuya mo spapa SPA ako? noon pa nga ako nagpaparinig na gusto kong magpa fut spa (paa lang yun ah!hindi buong katawan)ang gift nya sakin e batong pangkuskos sa paa..Hahah! next Christmas ata ung pang futscrub gel…

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  4. Yes I will, I’ll include you in my prayers. You are in a crucial state. Ahahhah! Katakot naman. Hahahha! ^_^ Sobrang kailangan mo ng wisdom and discernment my dear tita. Hindi siya mahirap mahalin (wwikkikiki! my gulay naman… itsura pa lang niya, sabayan mo pa ng super sexy na katawan, super nakakalokang buhok, at super maalaga at mabait na attitude… aaaahhh!) Pero, syempre, alam mo naman yung pinakamahalaga na dapat meron siya. Kaya, haayyy… kinikilig ako para sa iyo, pero, at the same time, kinakabahan din. Sigh. Pero, I trust God that He will guide you and I trust you 100%… dahil alam kong you’ll make the right choice. ^_^ Go girl!

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  5. ngeks! SPA… natawa ako after kong malamang spa! pagkarinig ko kc sayo s.t.a kaya kala ko states ka dadalhin! ahahahaha….baribat na kc utak ko kc ala pa tulog, nagdeliver miki, tas nag market, prepare food, tas luto, gift wrapping pa..haaay…sana maranasan ko din ang SPA para marelax naman ako at bumata ng 3taon ang istura ko. aaaawww sarap nun!

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  6. Well, only God knows why. Di ko rin alam kung bakt ngayon lang siya dumating sa buhay mo… hahahah! Super spoiled ka nga eh, naks naman. I think and feel may kaya talaga siya. At grabe siya kung magbigay. Hihihih! Hay, hayaan mo na. I-enjoy mo na lang. Pero, just guard thy heart. ok? ^_^ Pinagprapray mo ba siya? ^_^

    Ini-imagine ko nga si Lolo, kung nababasa niya itong blog mo. Ahahha! ^_^ Sasabihin din kaya niyang “There is no Samir in your life.” Ngarks! Ahhahahahha! ^_^ Haappyy Neeww Yeearr ssaa iiyyooo!!!

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    1. haha, naaalala ko pa nga un e. buti nlang nasabi ni papa un. haha. kundi diko kakikilala to ngayon. haha. oo naman, pinagprapray ko no. tulungan mko mgpray ha…

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    1. ay nakong im very much happy for you….. pag-uwi mo sama mo din sya ha at ng makilatis nyahahahahaha…. uwian m kami ng camelo hahaha

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  7. Hahhahhaha! Padala ka naman ng iphone 4, tatlohin mo na tita. Tapos, SLR tsaka Hammer na sasakyan… to make our Christmas. Ahahhaha! —- ARDEN

    Wow! Ang daming buhok! Ahahahha! At ang ganda ng haircut, first time na nag-iba ka ng hairstyle. Nice! ^_^ You deserve it tita Vio. LOVE is in the air talaga. ^_^ —- BETH

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    1. ang taray naman ng mga demands ha. haha. ano ako mayaman? haha. antayin niyo akong yumaman.

      ay, oo. pero kaunti pa daw yan compared sa iba. aww..thanks, gumaan nga ung ulo ko. i feel like an apple. haha. pero wash and wear sya kaya ok. Hay, bakit nga ba ngayon lang sya dumating sa buhay ko? ang sarap nya mag-alaga πŸ™‚

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    1. Nagtaka din ako kung bakit chinese yung greeting mo. Pero attributed it to the fact na sinabaw yung utak mo sa kilig.

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  8. waaaaa…….kinikilig ako ang sarap naman ni boylet..hahaha bro..gusto kong magcomment pero wala akong masabi..,masaya ko para sayo gogogogo……..waahhh kinikilig ako

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    1. awwwwwwww… ang isweet mo naman to comment here! haha. oo na, kinilig ka na. convinced na ako. haha. salamat, dagdag ka sa aking traffic sa site na itich. thanks for the compliment πŸ™‚ and thanks really for always reading πŸ™‚ Merry Christmas to you! hope you had a great one too!

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