Filipinized

ME: I’m hungry

HIM: You ate all day and you’re still hungry?

ME: Of course!

HIM: Ta-la-ga?!

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ME: But I dowana go home yet.

HIM: I’m bringing you home.

Minutes later.

ME: Where are we going?

HIM: (Points at my Building) There-O.

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On the phone

ME: You didn’t go to the gym? So what did you do?

HIM: I slept.

ME: You slept after I called to wake you up?!

HIM: I’m tamad.

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On the phone again.

HIM: Common, I need to go.

ME: I won’t put you down until I hear your car leaving.

(Room door opens. Footsteps down the stairs. Car door opens. Car sounds)

HIM: You heard that?

ME: Yes. Finally you’re going.

HIM: Sige na.

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Ladies and Gentleman, he is being FILIPINIZED.

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