I came across this chat, YEAR 2007 – when we still had time on our hands.
Ivory: What’s your address, BJ?
Violet : You’re gonna Fed Ex?
Ivory: I’ll look at your house in Google Earth.
Bj: ***** Hydra Way, Elk Grove CA 95758 USA
Violet : Whoa! He took it seriously!
Ivory: Wait
Violet : See if he’s naked!
Violet : Is he?
Ivory: Wait
Violet: I see him naked!
Bj: Nah. I don’t go out naked.. too hot outside.
Violet : Ah.. he’s changing fast!
Ivory: Wait, dont move, Bj!
Violet : Wait forever?
Ivory: Teka lang
Violet : Bj FREEZE!
Ivory: Dont move, Bj!
Bj: I’m in my room for crying out loud. It’s the middle of the night.
Violet : Ivory! He’s crying out loud! Haha.
Ivory: Why are you crying, BJ? Hahaha.
Ivory: Ayan na, I can see Hydra Way.
Bj: It’s the third house.
Ivory: Third house from left or right?
Bj: From left. cream colored..
Ivory: I can see your neighboorhood, Bj! Wee!
Bj: It’s perpendicular to Santorini…
Ivory: Turn left from Santorini?
Bj: Yep! Coz there’s no right.
Ivory: Brown roof?
Bj: Yeah!
Ivory: I can see you, Bj! Hahaha!
Ivory: Biyo, go to Google Earth too!
Violet: Hassle…
Bj: Her laptop might crash. Haha!
Violet : I’m writing… deadline coming up.
Ivory: Fine.
Ivory: Address of your workplace, Bj? I wanna explore your neighborhood.
Violet : STALKER!
Bj: Stalker on d loose!!
Ivory: You’re just envious you don’t have Google Earth.
Ivory: Cool! There’s a house with a pool on your block. Befriend that neighbor.
Violet : User…
Ivory: Their pool would just go to waste. Hehe.
Bj: No, their dog swims there.
Ivory: Yikes!
Violet : Does he have a neighbor with a football field?
Ivory: 4th house has a field.
Violet : Rice field?
Ivory: Big field. All grass.
Bj: That’s near the reailroad. Their son’s a football player.
Violet : Pogi? Good-looking?
Bj: 10 years old.
Ivory: Hahaha! Poor Violet.
Violet : Sigh. Fine. You and Bj go stalk around. I’m getting out. Need my full brain to write this script. Tada!
Those were the days 😦
