Sweet Lies

I learned a new ”pick-up” line today.

Client: Are those contact lenses or that’s the real color of your eyes.

Me: It’s the real color of my eyes, sir. I was born this way.

Client: It looks sweet on you.

Me: And I just lied to you, sir. They’re contact lenses.

Silence.

Client: Even your lies are very sweet.

Really?

14 thoughts on “Sweet Lies

  1. Ahahha! Kung halimbawang BF ko yan, I’ll answer back “Even my lies are sweet? Oh okay then, I WILL LIE FOREVER.” Hahah! LOL

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    1. hahaha! siyempre i need to know the game din. ;p malay mo, mapabili un ng sangkatutak na plates at kitchen utensils. 😀

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