Sometimes my husband’s logic exceeds my IQ.
This was his statement last night, delivered with 100% conviction.
Him: I’m 26.
Me: (thinks for a second) No you’re not! I’m 26. You’re a year older than me.
Him: I’m 26. I just turned 27 so I’m still 26.
Me: (brain freezes. Processing information. Failed)
An hour later he blurts another brilliant statement.
Him: Com’on I need to sleep. It’s TWO o’clock THIRTY.
I let him sleep. After laughing my lungs off, very noisily.