He is Still 26

Sometimes my husband’s logic exceeds my IQ.

This was his statement last night, delivered with 100% conviction.

Him: I’m 26.

Me: (thinks for a second) No you’re not! I’m 26. You’re a year older than me.

Him: I’m 26. I just turned 27 so I’m still 26.

Me: (brain freezes. Processing information. Failed)

An hour later he blurts another brilliant statement.

Him: Com’on I need to sleep. It’s TWO o’clock THIRTY.

I let him sleep. After laughing my lungs off, very noisily.


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