My husband on being left alone.

Me: I’m going to Ras al-Khaimah this weekend! I’ll be sleeping there for 2 nights.

Him: 2 night?! Why?

Me: So that you’ll miss me a little.

Him: No, no. Just go for one night.

Me: Why? Are you gonna miss me if I leave you alone?

Him: No. I’m afraid.

Says the man with big muscles.