My husband on being left alone.
Me: I’m going to Ras al-Khaimah this weekend! I’ll be sleeping there for 2 nights.
Him: 2 night?! Why?
Me: So that you’ll miss me a little.
Him: No, no. Just go for one night.
Me: Why? Are you gonna miss me if I leave you alone?
Him: No. I’m afraid.
Says the man with big muscles.