My aunt and I were peacefully having dinner one evening when a man hovered over our table and started dropping Filipino phrases at us hoping to catch our attention.

We ignored him.

He walked back and forth our table and subtlety appreciated us in the most lewd remarks ever. I felt his eyes boring on us the entire time. We totally ignored him. Eventually, he left.

Just when I thought we could finally go back eating our dinner in peace, I felt someone watching me.

Find the hidden menace!

Not accepting failure, this man went outside to stare at us through the glass window.

Unbelievable!

How can they say the UAE is one of the safest place on earth, when I couldn’t even eat my chicken in peace.

Last time I checked, KFC wasn’t a pick-up bar.