Me: (Sadly) I don’t think I can go home this weekend.
Me: My budget isn’t enough.
Me: I’ll just stay here and be grumpy and moody all weekend long.
Him: (Instantly) Ok, how much more do you need? I’ll lend you the money.
Me: But I don’t want to borrow money from you.
Me: I don’t want to pay you back.
Him: Harami! You’re a thief!
I laugh. He laughs. I kiss. He hugs.