A spoof

After I published my earlier post “Kapag”, this question popped up –

Translate, of course! How could I resist?

You cyber translator, I wanna shake your hands. Congratulations for making me laugh.

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Heap when I receive message:

“The joy of my classes, ate. You know we Statistics recite recite me! Math yun ah! Tpos of my new friends to me! The fun-fun! Obvious right? Ate super enjoy!SOOOO THANK YOU MUCH for pushing me here. I feel that I do Belong here! “

OK I’m paying tuition. OK I’m tired every day. OK I’m constantly calling the boss at work. OK I looked down and told “useless” by customers. OK I have no proper job description.

And when do I get a heap message:

“Ate, thank you for the money you gave me. Released when I old I will give you money gray snapper fish. “

OK I’m always saving. OK I’m in to buy luxury. OK I tinutusta period of excessive heat. OK I go back to darkness and no talking. OK I live with the bedbug.

And when I read a heap message:

“Son, thank my allowance.”

OK I’m crying one night.

They say money does not matter said. But for new heroes, OK.

When.

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GRAY SNAPPER FISH! hahaha. So fun-fun!