I am a Jaywalker

Tonight on my way home, I was caught by the Abu Dhabi jaywalker patrol.

Lesson for the night: When crossing the street illegally, make sure you cross side by side with local Arabs so incase a hidden patrol awaits you on the other side, the local Arabs can reason out for themselves and you “tag-along” with whatever reason they give. When the officer pardons them, you automatically get a pardon too.

Way to go, Violet, you are not 200 Dirhams poorer.

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