My extended coach just uploaded old football photos of me.
Here’s proof that I have manly legs.
My calves are just covered but I’m telling you, they’re big!
It has always been a rule that players should wear shin guards during official games. Before a game starts, referees would strictly check us one by one.
I hated shin guards because they add weight to my already heavy legs. They slowed me down.
My manly calves gave me advantage. I got away playing without shin guards because with my long socks on, I looked like I was wearing one.
Oh, look! Who’s that BOY!
Ok. I should stop embarrassing myself now.