One who possesses a machine to chat with a friend, without the real intention of working out. The chat will eventually turn into a tea party making an already limited number of equipment invaded.
One who unlawfully occupies an uninhabited gym equipment by placing towels or cellphones or personal belongings without plans of using the machine.
THE ULTIMATE SQUATTER-CHATTER
Towel and personal stuff on machine. Tea party continues. Treadmill unused for almost an hour.
I burned a hundred calories writing this.