Coming home from an overnight hotel stay I found one of our toilet lights on. I specifically asked my husband to turn off all the lights since he was the last one out that day.

Me: Why didn’t you turn it off?

Him: It’s just one light.

Me: One light? Imagine the energy wasted!

Him: So that the cockroach will see the light and think ”oh they’re here” and he’ll be afraid to come out.

We don’t even have cockroaches!

*Rolls eyes*