Coming home from an overnight hotel stay I found one of our toilet lights on. I specifically asked my husband to turn off all the lights since he was the last one out that day.
Me: Why didn’t you turn it off?
Him: It’s just one light.
Me: One light? Imagine the energy wasted!
Him: So that the cockroach will see the light and think ”oh they’re here” and he’ll be afraid to come out.
We don’t even have cockroaches!
*Rolls eyes*